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August 27th, 2009 9:22 am
Dear Woot,
I'm a big fan of you guys, but you're kind of starting to piss me off. What the hell is up with this? Or this? Just in case you forgot: half of the population are women. Maybe you should consider that when writing your copy, and try not… more »
Let me know when it's over
April 8th, 2009 4:59 pm
Dear Penny Arcade,
Why do you insist on doing those self-indulgent and masturbatory "cardboard tube samurai" comics? I suppose there must be some people that read and enjoy them, but the internet is full of idiots so I wouldn't really take that as an… more »
man, it's so loud in here
February 27th, 2008 3:00 pm
Dear relatively new co-worker:
While I understand that it gets hot in your office, you may want to consider closing the door anyway if you are going to have a private conversation about your pending lawsuit. It might also help some if you didn't have… more »
hot fuzz
January 24th, 2008 2:50 pm
Dear Old Navy,
I love fuzzy sweaters. They are warm, comfortable, and generally make me happy on cold days. But your fuzzy sweaters shed about as much as my cat Rex when he's nervous. THERE IS NO REASON FOR THIS. My pants do not have any need to b… more »
my power is excessive criticizing
December 6th, 2007 1:59 pm
Dear Heroes writers,
Seriously guys, WTF. I stuck behind you when everyone was complaining about how slow this season was going at the beginning, and this is how you repay me? Did you not know you were going on strike until five minutes to five on a… more »
moustachioed
November 3rd, 2006 9:37 am
Dear guy driving behind me in the gray van,
Dude. A handlebar moustache? For real? That's so awesome. Do you wax it and everything? I can totally see you waking up every morning and carefully sculpting your moustache. Then you'd put on a smoking… more »
that's just gross
May 31st, 2006 8:14 pm
Dear guy driving the blue mustang,
I have a rear-view mirror. I can SEE you with your finger up your nose. Seriously, I understand that sometimes it's just gotta be done, but do you think you could maybe wait until I'm not sitting in front of you at… more »